TOMIK – an artist who came not to save the world
:was born and hasn’t died yet :is made from CAEP (Commonly Accessible Elementary Particles) :comes from Czechia, where he also lives :had worked as a worker and a boiler operator in a steam plant :has been now in advertising as a “creative” for couple of light years (speed of light is 299 792 458 metres per second, which is pretty much more than you can squeeze out from your fancy car) :loves beer :writes poetry from time to time
sun is on the sky, bang
moon is on the sky, bong
stars are on the sky, bang
galaxies are on the sky, bong
when you’re on the moon earth is on the sky too, bong bang
:brings refreshing and restful vision of desperate futility by brutal and squeaking, yet fragile and cute description of our post-modern, post-industrial and post-traumatic age :knows that PU (Pilsner Urquell) is the best beer of the world :is deeply convinced that YEP (Your Elementary Particle) is as boring as MEP (My Elementary Particle) or EPOEFDHSFPBNBWCT (Elementary Particle Of Every Fucking Dolphin Hamster Stone Flower Power Brain Nail Beer Wind Computer Tit) :has defined several legendary artistic genres e.g.
FYZIKARTIK (PHYSICS + ARt + TomIK)
Physics is a non-subjective description of the surrounding world made out of EP (Elementary Particles). Particles that are known to form more complex structures from time to time, e.g. helium, water, bacteria, excrements, neurons, pizza and galactic clusters. FYZIKARTIK is a subjective celebration of the beauty of physical formulas and laws without which we would be even more clueless than we are now.
FYZIKARTIK is 100% CAEP, certified and yummy. Has been tested on mammals and plushies.
POPARTIK (POPARt + TomIK)
It is just an ordinary pop-art but it sounds better. Thanks to the post-modern umbrella it can be any shit you can think of.
GRAFIKARTIK (GRAPHIC + ARt + TomIK)
Genre so simple that is not even worth describing.
CRYPTOARTIK (CRYPTO + ARt + TomIK)
TOMIK likes cyphers though he is quite dumb to understand them. That’s why he creates canny codes of his own and transforms them into artistic messages, that are praised for their wisdom, humanity and environmental sensitiveness. These messages are very emotionally accepted by YEP, MEP and EPOEFDHSFPBNBWCT. These messages can be decoded on THIS WEBSITE ONLY.
WARNING: Some of these effusions of genius can seriously affect EP in your brain as well as growth of your nails.